Ryan Dyson is a 31 year old born-again alpaca farmer. He enjoys short walks through the park on very stormy days, small to very small poodles, and using really bright flashlights in the middle of hot summer days. Jon Bon Jovi is the person he most wants to be like if you don't count L. Ron Hubbard.

Hi! Just thought I would check in with the 3 to 4 people that actually look at this site and update you with what is going on in my world. I just got back from the annual meeting of the National Association for the Preservation of the Hairless Beaver. We are a non-profit organization that promotes the nurturing of the Hairless Beaver in the 48 contiguous states. Periodically we will bag a few to control the population. After all nothing tastes better than a Hairless Beaver. You should always follow it up with a hot Dickens Cider can. I will bring you more on our group outings as they happen. The alpacas are doing great. The cold weather means the beginning of the breeding season. I can hardly wait for that sweet alpaca love.... if bestiality is wrong, than I don't want to be right. Thank You for your support and lick balls.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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